The Ornament Everyone Secretly Wants

You Don't Do Forced Holidaycheer.
Some people spend December pretending everything is perfect. You prefer a little honesty. If your family survives the holidays on sarcasm, inappropriate jokes, and stiff drinks, you just found your new favorite tradition.

Win The White Elephant Exchange.
Bring the gift that gets stolen the maximum number of times. Watchthe room erupt when they unwrap a deeply scowling Santa flippingthem off. It is the ultimate icebreaker for any stressful holiday party.

Wholesome Icons, Zero Patience.
We took the most beloved symbols of Christmas and America-Santa, the Bald Eagle, Lady Liberty-and gave them your exact holiday mood. Completely unbothered and officially done with
everyone's nonsense.

High-End Resin For High-LevelSpite
This isn't some hollow plastic junk that'll shatter when your drunkuncle inevitably knocks the tree over. Each 4.8 cm ornament is castin solid, premium resin and hand-painted with a matte finish thatcaptures every detail of Santa's glorious scowl. It has the weight andtexture of a legitimate heirloom, which only makes the sight of atiny, defiant middle finger feel more like a deliberate, high-quality insult.

The Perfect Sarcastic Host Gift.
Skip the boring candle. Tie one of these to a bottle of liquor for the stressed-out mom or cynical host who is officially done with cooking. It hangs perfectly from its shiny gold cord without weighing down the tree.